/* The sbwords array and
functions a and b control the text that appears in the status bar */

var sbwords = new Array(23);
sbwords[0]="Rejuvenique"
sbwords[1]="Nads"
sbwords[2]="Crime In America"
sbwords[3]="Tom Vu"
sbwords[4]="Richard Simmons"
sbwords[5]="TaeBo"
sbwords[6]="Juiceman II"
sbwords[7]="Love Avenue"
sbwords[8]="Santo Gold"
sbwords[9]="Poder Sexual"
sbwords[10]="AromaTrim"
sbwords[11]="Home Page"
sbwords[12]="Page Two..."
sbwords[13]="Make That Call Now!"
sbwords[14]="Tape Exchange"
sbwords[15]="California Pines"
sbwords[16]="ExtenZe"
sbwords[17]="Page Three..."
sbwords[18]="Matthew Lesko"
sbwords[19]="Alzare"
sbwords[20]="Tony Little"
sbwords[21]="Dr. Ho"
sbwords[22]="Miss Cleo"


function a(num)
{
window.status=sbwords[num]; 
}

function b()
{
window.status=" "
}

//This functions writes the parameter to the status bar
function sb(words){
	window.status=words;
}


/* the pageurl array and the PageNavigate control the dropdown navigation menus */

var pageurl = new Array(31);
pageurl[0]="#"  //0 corresponds to the "Pick a page selection"
pageurl[1]="http://infomercial.tvheaven.com"
pageurl[2]="http://www.infomercial-hell.com/magic-bullet-to-go/"
pageurl[3]="http://www.infomercial-hell.com/extenze-sex-talk/"
pageurl[4]="http://www.infomercial-hell.com/magic-bullet/"
pageurl[5]="http://www.infomercial-hell.com/almighty-cleanse/"
pageurl[6]="matthew-lesko.htm"
pageurl[7]="dual-action-cleanse.htm"
pageurl[8]="http://www.infomercial-hell.com/rejuvenique/"
pageurl[9]="http://www.infomercial-hell.com/extenze/"

pageurl[10]="pagetwo.htm"
pageurl[11]="http://www.infomercial-hell.com/dual-action-cleanse-2/"
pageurl[12]="http://www.infomercial-hell.com/dr-ho/"
pageurl[13]="http://www.infomercial-hell.com/miss-cleo/"
pageurl[14]="tony-little.htm"
pageurl[15]="http://www.infomercial-hell.com/tom-vu/" 
pageurl[16]="http://www.infomercial-hell.com/myotron/"
pageurl[17]="http://www.infomercial-hell.com/nads/"
pageurl[18]="calpines.htm"


pageurl[19]="pagethree.htm"
pageurl[20]="alzare.htm"
pageurl[21]="aromatrim.htm"
pageurl[22]="podersexual.htm" 
pageurl[23]="santogold.htm"
pageurl[24]="juiceman.htm"
pageurl[25]="loveavenue.htm"
pageurl[26]="taebo.htm"
pageurl[27]="http://www.infomercial-hell.com/richard-simmons/"
pageurl[28]="http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/"
//pageurl[27]="novel.htm"
pageurl[29]="policies.htm"
pageurl[30]="#" //corresponds to "Tell a Friend"

function PageNavigate()
{
var num = document.dd.dropdown.selectedIndex

  if (num == 30) {
      TellAFriend();
  }
  else(num>0)
  {
  location.href=pageurl[num]
  }
}

function TellAFriend() {

	window.open('tellafriend.htm','tellafriend',config='height=500,width=250,toolbar=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,location=no,directories=no,status=no,left=280,screenX=280,top=15,screenY=20');
    
}

function email(username, words) {
	
	var dom = "infomercial.tvheaven.com'>";
	var end = "</a>";
	var at = "@";
	var start ="<a href='mailto:";
	var name = "editor"

	if(username != "paul" || username != "info"){

		name == username;

	}
	
	//document.write(start + name + at + dom + words + end);
	document.write("<a href='http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/contact/'>Contact us</a>");
}

function bottomNav(abbr){

	
	if(abbr != 'calpines'){
		var calpines = '<a href="calpines.htm">Cal Pines</a> ';
	}else{
		var calpines = 'Cal Pines ';
	}

	if(abbr != 'rejuvenique'){
		var rejuvenique = '<a href="rejuvenique.htm">Rejuvenique</a> ';
	}else{
		var  rejuvenique = 'Rejuvenique ';
	}

	if(abbr != 'nads'){
		var nads = '<a href="nads.htm">Nads</a> ';
	}else{
		var  nads = 'Nads ';
	}

	if(abbr != 'crime'){
		var   crime = '<a href="crime.htm">Crime In America</a> ';
	}else{
		var   crime = 'Crime In America ';
	}

	if(abbr != 'tomvu'){
			var  tomvu = '<a href="http://www.infomercial-hell.com/tom-vu/">Tom Vu</a> ';
	}else{
			var  tomvu = 'Tom Vu ';
	}

	if(abbr != 'aromatrim'){
			var  aromatrim = '<a href="aromatrim.htm">AromaTrim</a> ';
	}else{
			var  aromatrim = 'AromaTrim ';
	}
	

	if(abbr != 'podersexual'){
			var  podersexual = '<a href="podersexual.htm">Poder Sexual</a> ';
	}else{
			var  podersexual = 'Poder Sexual ';
	}

	if(abbr != 'santogold'){
			var  santogold = '<a href="santogold.htm">Santo Gold</a> ';
	}else{
			var  santogold = 'Santo Gold ';
	}

	if(abbr != 'loveavenue'){
			var  loveavenue = '<a href="loveavenue.htm">Love Avenue</a> ';
	}else{
			var  loveavenue = 'Love Avenue ';
	}


	if(abbr != 'juiceman'){
			var  juiceman = '<a href="juiceman.htm">Juiceman</a> ';
	}else{
			var juiceman = 'Juiceman ';
	}


	if(abbr != 'taebo'){
			var taebo = '<a href="taebo.htm">TaeBo</a> ';
	}else{
			var  taebo = 'TaeBo ';
	}


	if(abbr != 'rsimmons'){
			var rsimmons = '<a href="rsimmons.htm">Richard Simmons</a> ';
	}else{
			var rsimmons = 'Richard Simmons';
	}


	if(abbr != 'novel'){
			var novel = '<a href="novel.htm">Novel</a> ';
	}else{
			var novel = 'Novel ';
	}

	if(abbr != 'tapes'){
			var tapes = '<a href="tapes.htm">Tapes</a> ';
	}else{
			var tapes = 'Tapes ';
	}

	if(abbr != 'policies'){
			var policies = '<a href="policies.htm">Policies</a> ';
	}else{
			var policies = 'Policies ';
	}

	if(abbr != 'tapes'){
			var tapes = '<a href="tapes.htm">Tapes</a> ';
	}else{
			var tapes = 'Tapes ';
	}

	if(abbr != 'extenze'){
			var extenze = '<a href="http://www.infomercial-hell.com/extenze/">ExtenZe</a> ';
	}else{
			var extenze = 'ExtenZe ';
	}

	if(abbr != 'lesko'){
			var lesko = '<a href="matthew-lesko.htm">Matthew Lesko</a> ';
	}else{
			var lesko = 'Matthew Lesko ';
	}

	var top = '<font size="-1"><p><a href="#top">[Top of Page]</a></p><p><a href="index.htm">Home</a><br />';
	var pagetwo = '</p><p><a href="pagetwo.htm">Page 2</a><br />'	;
	var pagethree = '</p><p><a href="pagethree.htm">Page 3</a><br />'	;
	var tellafriend = '<p><a href="#" onClick="TellAFriend()">Recommend This Site</a></p>';

	var endp ="</p>";
	var p = "<p>";

	var dot = "&#149;"
	
	document.write(top + lesko + dot + rejuvenique + dot + nads + dot + crime + dot + tomvu + dot + extenze + pagetwo +  calpines + dot + aromatrim + dot + podersexual + dot + santogold + dot + loveavenue + dot + juiceman + pagethree + taebo + dot + rsimmons + endp + p + novel + dot + policies + endp + tellafriend);

}

 function adbanner(color, searchterm) {
     
	 var ad;

	 var begintable = '<table><tr><td width="33%" align="left"><p><a href="index.htm"><img src="rir_logo1.gif"  border=0 ></a></p></td><td width="67%" valign="bottom" align="center"><P>';

	 var endtable = '</p></td></tr></table>';

	 var closeTextBanner = '</font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td nowrap width="360" height="11" bgcolor="#336699"></td><td nowrap width="100" height="11" align="right" bgcolor="#336699"><font style="font-size:9px; font-family:verdana,arial,sans-serif;color:#ffffff">Advertisement&nbsp;</font></a></td></tr></table></td></tr></table>';

	 if(color == 'green'){
		 var ad = '<table><tr><td width="33%" align="left"><p><a href="index.htm"><img src="rir_logo1.gif"  border=0 ></a></p></td><td width="67%" valign="bottom" align="center"><p><a href="http://asseenontvdiscounts.net/index.asp?did=229&aid=5612"><img src="asd_banner_white.gif" alt="Click here to buy a product" border="0" /></a></p></td></tr></table>';
	 }
	 if(color == 'black') {
	    var ad = '<table><tr><td width="33%" align="left"><p><a href="index.htm"><img src="rir_logo1.gif"  border=0 ></a></p></td><td width="67%" valign="bottom" align="center"><p><a href="http://asseenontvdiscounts.net/index.asp?did=229&aid=5612"><img src="asd_banner_red.gif" alt="Click here to buy a product" border="0" /></a></p></td></tr></table>';
	 }
	 /*
	 if(color == 'rsimmons') {
	    //Banner GIF
		//var ad = '<table><tr><td width="33%" align="left"><p><a href="index.htm"><img src="rir_logo1.gif"  border=0 ></a></p></td><td width="67%" valign="bottom" align="center"><P><A HREF="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00006RCQI/ref=nosim/ridiculousinfome"><img src="blastoff.gif" alt="Click here to buy Richard Simmons Blast Off the Pounds" border=0 /></a></p></td></tr></table>';
		
		var ad1Head = "Richard Simmons Fitness Products";
		var ad1Body = "Lose weight and dance with Richard Simmons videos!";
		var ad1Url = "http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-1751-2978-331/1?SID=RichardSimmons&AID=10370388&PID=1848151&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2FRichard-Simmons_W0QQ";
		var ad1Statusbar = "go to Richard Simmons Video";
		
		var ad2Head = "Richard Simmons Dolls";
		var ad2Body = "Click here to see the Richard Simmons Dolls on Ebay";
		var ad2Url = "http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-1751-2978-331/1?SID=RichardSimmonsDoll&AID=10370388&PID=1848151&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%2FRichard-Simmons-Doll_W0QQ";
		var ad2Statusbar = "go to Richard Simmons Dolls";

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
	 }
	 */
	 if(color == 'taebo') {
	    var ad = '<table><tr><td width="33%" align="left"><p><a href="index.htm"><img src="rir_logo1.gif"  border=0 ></a></p></td><td width="67%" valign="bottom" align="center"><P><A HREF="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00015GAO4/ridiculousinfome"><img src="taebo_banner.gif" alt="Click here to buy Tae-Bo" border=0 /></a></p></td></tr></table>'
	 }

	 if(color == 'juice') {


		/*
		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/landing/juiceman.html";
		var ad1Head = "Official Juiceman Juicer";
		var ad1Body = "Learn about the Juiceman&reg; Pro, the Best Juicmena Juicer Ever Offered!";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Learn about the Juiceman Pro";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/landing/juiceman.html";
		var ad2Head = "Save $45 On the Official Juiceman";
		var ad2Body = "Save Big and Get a 30 Day Trial of the Official Juiceman Juicer";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Get the Offical Juiceman Juicer";
		*/


		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;

	    //var ad = '<table><tr><td width="33%" align="left"><p><a href="index.htm"><img src="rir_logo1.gif"  border=0 ></a></p></td><td width="67%" valign="bottom" align="center"><P><A HREF="https://secure.sanopi.net/asotvb/order.asp?id=4245&did=229&aid=5612"><img src="juiceman_banner.gif" alt="Click here to buy the Juiceman II" border=0 /></a></p></td></tr></table>'

		

		//var ad = '<table><tr><td width="33%" align="left"><p><a href="index.htm"><img src="rir_logo1.gif"  border=0 ></a></p></td><td width="67%" valign="bottom" align="center"><P><A HREF="http://www.jdoqocy.com/interactive?catalog=wonderfulbuys&query=juiceman&pid=1848151&url=http%3A%2F%2Fst15.yahoo.com%2Fcgi-bin%2Fnsearch&aid=10285481"><img src="juiceman_banner.gif" alt="Click here to buy the Juiceman II" border=0 /></a></p></td></tr></table>'

		

		//var ad = '<table><tr><td width="33%" align="left"><p><a href="index.htm"><img src="rir_logo1.gif"  border=0 ></a></p></td><td width="67%" valign="bottom" align="center"><P><A HREF="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0002J5FP4/ref=nosim/ridiculousinfome"><img src="juiceman_banner.gif" alt="Click here to buy the Juiceman II" border=0 /></a></p></td></tr></table>'



	 }

	 if(color == 'juice2') {
	    //var ad = '<P><A HREF="https://secure.sanopi.net/asotvb/order.asp?id=4245&did=229&aid=5612"><img src="juiceman_banner.gif" alt="Click here to buy the Juiceman II" border=0 /></a></p>'

		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/landing/juiceman.html";
		var ad1Head = "Official Juiceman Juicer";
		var ad1Body = "Learn about the Juiceman&reg; Pro, the  Best Juicer Ever Offered by Jay Kordich!";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Learn about the Juiceman Pro";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/landing/juiceman.html";
		var ad2Head = "Try the Juiceman Risk-Free";
		var ad2Body = "Get a 30 Day Trial of the Official Juiceman Juicer";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Get the Offical Juiceman Juicer";


		var banner = createAdWhite2(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = "<br />" + banner;

	 }

	  if(color == 'juice_email') {


		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/landing/juiceman.html";
		var ad1Head = "Official Juiceman Juicer";
		var ad1Body = "Learn about the Juiceman&reg; Pro, the  Best Juicer Ever Offered by Jay Kordich!";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Learn about the Juiceman Pro";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/landing/juiceman.html";
		var ad2Head = "Save $45 On the Official Juiceman";
		var ad2Body = "Save Big and Get a 30 Day Trial of the Official Juiceman Juicer";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Get the Offical Juiceman Juicer";


		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad =  banner;

	    

	 }

	  if(color == 'calpines_email') {


		var ad1Head = "California Pines";
		var ad1Body = "Click here to get great deals on the California Pines land seen on TV.";
		var ad1Url = "http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?type=3&campid=5335823018&toolid=10001&customid=CaliforniaPines&ext=California+Pines&satitle=California+Pines";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Find California Pines Property";
	
		var ad2Head = "Great Deals on Cal Pines Land";
		var ad2Body = "eBay has great deals on land at California Pines in Modoc County.";
		var ad2Url = "http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?type=3&campid=5335823018&toolid=10001&customid=CaliforniaPines&ext=California+Pines&satitle=California+Pines";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Buy California Pines on Ebay";


		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad =  banner;

	    

	 }

	 if(color == 'lesko') {
	    //var ad = '<table><tr><td width="33%" align="left"><p><a href="index.htm"><img src="rir_logo1.gif"  border=0 ></a></p></td><td width="67%" valign="bottom" align="center"><P><A HREF="https://secure.sanopi.net/asotvb/order.asp?id=1184&did=229&aid=5612"><img src="lesko_banner.gif" alt="Click here to buy Lesko\' s Free Money to Change Your Life" border=0 /></a></p></td></tr></table>'

		
		/*
		var ad1Url = "http://www.shareasale.com/r.cfm?B=56237&U=157606&M=10109";
		var ad1Head = "Free Govt Money Search";
		var ad1Body = "The Govt May Owe You Money. Find Out Instantly with This Free Search.";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Finds Money You are Owed";

		var ad2Url = "http://www.shareasale.com/r.cfm?B=56237&U=157606&M=10109";
		var ad2Head = "Find Money the Govt Owes You";
		var ad2Body = "90% of People have Unclaimed Money Waiting for Them. Do You?";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Finds Money You are Owed";
		*/


		/*
		var ad1Url = "http://www.cpaclicks.com/redirect.asp?a=3280&b=710&d=0&l=0&o=&p=0";
		var ad1Head = "Matthew Lesko - Free Govt Money";
		var ad1Body = "These <b>3 Matthew Lesko DVDs</b> show you exactly where to find govt money";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Lesko Finds Your Goverment Grant";


		var ad2Url = "http://www.cpaclicks.com/redirect.asp?a=3280&b=710&d=0&l=0&o=&p=0";
		var ad2Head = "Get Free Government Money";
		var ad2Body = "Many Grants are Available. Click Here to <b>Claim your 3 Lesko DVDs</b> Now";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Get Your Goverment Money Lesko DVD";
		*/

		/*
		var ad1Url = "http://www.synthebyte.com/affredir.cfm?bid=896&lpid=100678&rid=rp033417&affrefer=RIRbanner";
		var ad1Head = "Here is the Free Govt Grant Money";
		var ad1Body = "Search for government programs that are ready to fund you right now.";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Finds Your Goverment Grant";


		var ad2Url = "http://www.synthebyte.com/affredir.cfm?bid=896&lpid=100678&rid=rp033417&affrefer=RIRbanner";
		var ad2Head = "Get Free Government Money";
		var ad2Body = "Many Grants are Available. Click Here to Claim your CD Now";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Get Your Goverment Money CD";
		*/
		
		var ad1Url = "http://www.synthebyte.com/affredir.cfm?bid=944&lpid=100731&rid=rp057945&affrefer=BannerRt";
		var ad1Head = "Here is the Free Govt Grant Money";
		var ad1Body = "Search for government programs that are ready to fund you right now.";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Finds Your Goverment Grant";


		var ad2Url = "http://www.synthebyte.com/affredir.cfm?bid=944&lpid=100731&rid=rp057945&affrefer=BannerLf";
		var ad2Head = "Get Free Government Money";
		var ad2Body = "Many Grants are Available. Click Here to Claim your CD Now";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Get Your Goverment Money CD";
		

		
		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
	 }
	 if (color == 'alzare')
	 {
		 /*
		 var single = "'"
		 var ad = begintable + '<A href="http://www.myaffiliateprogram.com/u/alzare/b.asp?id=1509&img=banner3.gif" onMouseOver="sb(\'Buy Alzare Pills\'); return true;" onMouseOut="b(); return true;" onClick="popunder(\'alzare\');"><img src="http://www.alzaredirect.com/images/banner3.gif" border="0" title="Click here to buy Alzare pills."></a>' + endtable;
		 */
		
		/*
		//this was for the Amazon links
		var ad1Statusbar = "Buy Alzare Pills";
		var ad1Url = "http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0001LUF3A/ref=nosim/ridiculousinfome";
		var ad1Head = "Buy Alzare Pills";
		var ad1Body = "Purchase the Alzare pills you've seen advertised on televison.";

		var ad2Statusbar = "Buy Alzare Pills";
		var ad2Url = "http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0001LUF3A/ref=nosim/ridiculousinfome";
		var ad2Head = "Alzare As Seen On TV";
		var ad2Body = "Click here to buy Alzare pills and get product information.";
		*/

		/*
		//BETTER SEX MALL REVIEWS
		var ad1Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=alzbanner&r=www.bettersexmall.com/enhancement_pills.html";
		var ad1Head = "Alzare Alternatives";
		var ad1Body = "Read product reviews of VigRX, Enzyte, and other male enhancement pills";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Read Male Enhancement Pills Reviews";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=alzbanner&r=www.bettersexmall.com/enhancement_pills.html";
		var ad2Head = "Guide to Penis Pills";
		var ad2Body = "Learn about 100% Guaranteed alternatives to Alzare...";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Learn About Alternatives to Alzare...";
		*/

		/*
		var ad1Url = "http://www.vigrxplus.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=alzbanner";
		var ad1Head = "Alzare Alternative";
		var ad1Body = "VigRX Plus is the 100% guaranteed alternative to Alzare. Learn more.";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Learn about VigRX Plus";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.vigrxplus.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=alzbanner";
		var ad2Head = "Natural Male Enhancement";
		var ad2Body = "Learn about VigRX Plus the alternative to Alzare. 100% Guaranteed.";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Learn about VigRX Plus";
		*/
				
		var ad1Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=alzbanner&r=www.bettersexmall.com/enhancement_pills.html";
		var ad1Head = "Alzare Out of Business!";
		var ad1Body = "Alzare is no longer available. Read ratings for the best alternatives.";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Alzare Alternatives";

		var ad2Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=alzbanner&r=www.bettersexmall.com/enhancement_pills.html";
		var ad2Head = "Enlargement Pills Reviewed";
		var ad2Body = "Which Penis Enlargement Pills Really Work? Read these Product Reviews.";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Enlargement Pills Reviewed";


		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
	 }

	 if (color == 'alzare2')
	 {
		 /*
		 var single = "'"
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		var ad1Head = "Buy Alzare Pills";
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		var ad2Statusbar = "Buy Alzare Pills";
		var ad2Url = "http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0001LUF3A/ref=nosim/ridiculousinfome";
		var ad2Head = "Alzare As Seen On TV";
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		//var begintable = '<table><tr><td width="33%" align="left"><p><a href="index.htm"><img src="rir_logo1.gif"  border=0 ></a></p></td><td width="67%" valign="bottom" align="center"><P>';


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		var ad1Head = "Alzare Alternative";
		var ad1Body = "VigRX Plus is the 100% guaranteed alternative to Alzare. Learn more.";
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		var ad1Head = "Alzare Out of Business!";
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		var ad2Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=alzbanner2&r=www.bettersexmall.com/enhancement_pills.html";
		var ad2Head = "Enlargement Pills Reviewed";
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		ad = "<br />" + banner;
	 }

	 if (color == 'extenze')
	 {
		
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		var ad1Url = "http://www.maximizerhealth.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=SFNT&Store_Code=MH&Affiliate=pokeycat";
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		var ad2Head = "ExtenZe As Seen On TV";
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		var ad1Body = "Click here to learn about Alzare, the 100% All-Natural alternative to ExtenZe.";
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		var ad2Url = "http://www.alzaredirect.com/cgi-bin/a.pl?1509";
		var ad2Head = "ExtenZe vs. Alzare";
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		var ad1Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=extbanner&r=www.bettersexmall.com/extenze_review.html";
		var ad1Head = "Buy ExtenZe Pills";
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		var ad1Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=extbannerLf&r=www.bettersexmall.com/extenze_review.html";
		var ad1Head = "ExtenZe Product Review";
		var ad1Body = "Read this evaluation of ExtenZe and similar male enhancement pills";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Learn About ExtenZe";

		var ad2Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=extbannerRt&r=www.bettersexmall.com/extenze_review.html";
		var ad2Head = "Does ExtenZe Really Work?";
		var ad2Body = "Side-by-side ratings and reviews of ExtenZe and other enlargement pills.";
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		var ad2Head = "Ron Jeremy Endorses VigRX";
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		/*
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		var ad2Head = "ExtenZe Alternative";
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		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }
	 if (color == 'extenze2')
	 {
		
		/*
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		var ad1Url = "http://www.maximizerhealth.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=SFNT&Store_Code=MH&Affiliate=pokeycat";
		var ad1Head = "Buy ExtenZe Pills";
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		var ad1Body = "Click here to learn about Alzare, the 100% All-Natural alternative to ExtenZe.";
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		var ad2Url = "http://www.alzaredirect.com/cgi-bin/a.pl?1509";
		var ad2Head = "ExtenZe vs. Alzare";
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		var ad1Head = "Buy ExtenZe Pills";
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		var ad1Head = "ExtenZe Product Review";
		var ad1Body = "Read this evaluation of ExtenZe and similar male enhancement pills";
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		var ad2Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=extbanner2Rt&r=www.bettersexmall.com/extenze_review.html";
		var ad2Head = "Compare ExtenZe Pills";
		var ad2Body = "Side-by-side ratings and reviews of ExtenZe and other enlargement pills.";
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		var ad2Head = "Ron Jeremy Endorses VigRX";
		var ad2Body = "Ron now endorses <b>VigRX</b>, the 100% guaranteed alternative to ExtenZe.";
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		var banner = createAdWhite2(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

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	 }
	 if (color == 'rjVideo')
	 {
		
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		var ad2Head = "ExtenZe vs. Alzare";
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		var ad1Head = "VigRX Product Review";
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		var ad2Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=rjVideoBanner&r=www.bettersexmall.com/vigrxplus_review.html";
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	 }
	 /*
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	 {
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	 }
	  if (color == 'nads2')
	 {
		
		var ad1Statusbar = "Buy Nads";
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	 }
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	 {
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	 }
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		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }
	 if (color == 'calpines2')
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        */

		//var banner = createAd(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);
                var banner = '<a href="http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/click?id=V/wa6nwQ54I&offerid=66369.10000046&type=4&subid=0" title="Click here for Carlton Sheets No Down Payment"><IMG  width="468" height="60" border="0" src="http://www.carletonsheets.com/csicons/linkshare/468-x-60-NDPfinal.gif"></a><IMG border="0" width="1" height="1" src="http://ad.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/show?id=V/wa6nwQ54I&bids=66369.10000046&type=4&subid=0">';
		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }

	 if(color == 'amazon') {
	    var ad = '<table><tr><td width="33%" align="left"><p><a href="index.htm"><img src="rir_logo1.gif"  border=0 ></a></p></td><td width="67%" valign="bottom" align="center"><P><A HREF="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect-home/ridiculousinfome"><img src="amazon_banner.gif" alt="Find what you\'re looking for at Amazon!" border=0 /></a></p></td></tr></table>'
	 }

	 if(color == 'googlebegin') {
	    var ad = begintable;
	 }
	  if(color == 'googleend') {
	    var ad = endtable;
	 }

	  if (color == 'poker')
	 {
		var ad1Head = "Poker Bonuses Worth $2630";
		var ad1Body = "Learn how to pocket $2630 in bonuses for playing break-even poker online.";
		var ad1Url = "http://poker-deposit-bonus.com";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Get $2630 in Poker Bonuses!";

		/*
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		var ad2Body = "These poker websites will hand you $2630 in deposit bonuses.";
		var ad2Url = "http://poker-deposit-bonus.com";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Get $2630 in Poker Bonuses!";
		*/

		var ad2Head = "I SUCK at Poker";
		var ad2Body = "And I still made over $2000 in bonuses playing Holdem online! Learn how.";
		var ad2Url = "http://poker-deposit-bonus.com";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Get $2630 in Poker Bonuses!";
		
		
		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }
	 /* 
	  if (color == 'drho')
	 {
		var ad1Head = "Dr. Ho Muscle Massager";
		var ad1Body = "You can get the Official Dr Ho Muscle Masssager for less on Ebay.";
		var ad1Url = "http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?type=3&campid=5335823018&toolid=10001&customid=DrHoMuscle&ext=Dr+Ho+Muscle&satitle=Dr+Ho+Muscle";
		//var ad1Url = "http://ads.auctionads.com/pagead/link_8ef75b1db48f1fd484ee_d8d4e07c91a6085544a0b74c5f4c97fa_http%3A//search.ebay.com/search/search.dll%3Ffrom%3DR40%26_trksid%3Dm37%26satitle%3Ddr+ho+muscle%26category0%3D";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Get DR HO NOW";

		var ad2Head = "Save Money on Official Dr. Ho";
		var ad2Body = "Click to save now on the Dr. Ho Massager Seen on TV!";
		var ad2Url = "http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?type=3&campid=5335823018&toolid=10001&customid=DrHoMuscle&ext=Dr+Ho+Muscle&satitle=Dr+Ho+Muscle";
		//var ad2Url = "http://ads.auctionads.com/pagead/link_8ef75b1db48f1fd484ee_d8d4e07c91a6085544a0b74c5f4c97fa_http%3A//search.ebay.com/search/search.dll%3Ffrom%3DR40%26_trksid%3Dm37%26satitle%3Ddr+ho+muscle%26category0%3D";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Get DR HO NOW";
		
		
		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }
	 */
	 if (color == 'eyso')
	 {
		
		//var searchterm_url = searchterm.replace(" ", "+"); //removes spaces for search url

		/*
		var ad1Head = "Find " + searchterm + " Here";
		var ad1Body = "Use <b>EnterYourSearchOnce.com</b> to get search results for <b>" + searchterm + "</b>";
		var ad1Url = "http://www.enteryoursearchonce.com?s=" + searchterm;
		var ad1Statusbar = "Find it at EnterYourSearchOnce.com";
		*/

		var ad1Head = "Looking for Something Else?";
		var ad1Body = "One search gets results from dozens of sites at <b>EnterYourSearchOnce.com</b>";
		var ad1Url = "http://www.enteryoursearchonce.com";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Get results at EnterYourSearchOnce.com";

		var ad2Head = "Find It Here";
		var ad2Body = "Use <b>EnterYourSearchOnce.com</b> for results from all kinds of top websites";
		var ad2Url = "http://www.enteryoursearchonce.com";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Find it at EnterYourSearchOnce.com";
	
		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }
	  if (color == 'mjackson')
	 {

		banner = '<a href="http://partner.rpmnetwork.net/z/5479/CD114/"><img src="http://partner.rpmnetwork.net/42/114/5479" alt="" border="0"></a>';

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }
	 if(color == 'misscleo') {
	
		var banner = '<script type="text/javascript">auctionads_ad_client = "8ef75b1db48f1fd484ee";auctionads_ad_campaign = "86563769321d26a05732ad2cf315a913";auctionads_ad_width = "468";auctionads_ad_height = "60";auctionads_ad_kw =  "miss cleo tarot";auctionads_color_border =  "FFFFFF";auctionads_color_bg =  "FFFFFF";auctionads_color_heading =  "0000FF";auctionads_color_text =  "000000";auctionads_color_link =  "0000FF";</script><script type="text/javascript" src="http://ads.auctionads.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script>';

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;

		
	 }
	 document.write(ad);
	 
 }

 //This is specific to the BLOG
 //Needed to place a different path for the logo image
 function adbanner_blog(color) {
     
	 var ad;

	 var begintable = '<table><tr><td width="33%" align="left"><p><a href="index.htm"><img src="wp-content/themes/RIR/rir_logo1.gif"  border=0 ></a></p></td><td width="67%" valign="bottom" align="center"><P>';

	 var endtable = '</p></td></tr></table>';

	 var closeTextBanner = '</font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td nowrap width="360" height="11" bgcolor="#336699"></td><td nowrap width="100" height="11" align="right" bgcolor="#336699"><font style="font-size:9px; font-family:verdana,arial,sans-serif;color:#ffffff">Advertisement&nbsp;</font></a></td></tr></table></td></tr></table>';

	  if (color == 'blog')
	 {
		var ad1Head = "Poker Bonuses Worth $2630";
		var ad1Body = "Learn how to pocket $2630 in bonuses for playing break-even poker online.";
		var ad1Url = "http://poker-deposit-bonus.com";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Get $2630 in Poker Bonuses!";

		/*
		var ad2Head = "Get $2630 To Play Poker Online";
		var ad2Body = "These poker websites will hand you $2630 in deposit bonuses.";
		var ad2Url = "http://poker-deposit-bonus.com";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Get $2630 in Poker Bonuses!";
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		var ad2Head = "I SUCK at Poker";
		var ad2Body = "And I still made over $2000 in bonuses playing Holdem online! Learn how.";
		var ad2Url = "http://poker-deposit-bonus.com";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Get $2630 in Poker Bonuses!";
		
		
		var banner = createAd(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }

	document.write(ad);
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 function navbarLinks() {
     var navbarlinks = '<form name="dd" id="dd" class="dd"><table Width="100%" class="navbarlinks" border="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td>&#160;<a href="http://infomercial.tvheaven.com" class="nav" title="&#176;Dual Action Cleanse 2&#13;&#176;Magic Bullet&#13;&#176;Almighty Cleanse&#13;&#176;Dr. Ho&#13;&#176;Matthew Lesko&#13;&#176;Dual Action Cleanse&#13;&#176;Rejuvenique&#13;&#176;ExtenZe">Home</a>&#160&#149;&#160;<a href="pagetwo.htm" class="nav" title="&#176;Miss Cleo&#13;&#176;Tony Little&#13;&#176;Tom Vu&#13;&#176;Crime in America&#13;&#176;Nad\'s&#13;&#176Alzare&#13;&#176;Cal Pines">Page Two</a>&#160&#149;&#160;<a href="pagethree.htm" class="nav" title="&#176;AromaTrim&#13;&#176;Poder Sexual&#13;&#176;Santo Gold&#13;&#176;Juiceman&#13;&#176;Love Avenue&#13;&#176;TaeBo&#13;&#176;Richard Simmons">Page Three</a>&#160&#149;&#160;<a href="#" onClick="TellAFriend()" class="nav">Tell A Friend</a>&#160&#149;&#160;<a href="http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/" class="nav">Blog</a></td>';
	 document.write(navbarlinks);
 }

 function navbarMenu(pagetype) {

	//Home, Page 2, and Page 3 pass 'main' as a parameter. This is done to ensure the formatting on those pages is done correctly
	if(pagetype == 'main'){
		var start = '<form name="dd" id="dd" style="position: absolute; top:18px; left:5px"><select name="dropdown" id="dropdown" onChange="PageNavigate()"><option selected>Pick a page...';
		var end = '</select></form>';
	}else{
		var start = '<td class="dropdown"><select name="dropdown" id="dropdown" onChange="PageNavigate()"><option selected>Pick a page...</option>';
		var end = '</select></td></tr></table></form>';
	}
    
	var homepage = '<option>Home</option>';
	var calpines = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Cal Pines</option>';
	var rejuvenique = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Rejuvenique</option>';
	var nads = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Nad\'s</option>';
	var crime = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Crime in America</option>';
	var tomvu = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Tom Vu</option>';
	var aromatrim = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;AromaTrim</option>';
	var pagetwo = '<option>Page Two</option>';
	var podersexual = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Poder Sexual</option>';
	var santogold = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Santo Gold</option>';
	var loveavenue = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Love Avenue</option>';
	var juiceman = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Juiceman</option>';
	var taebo = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;TaeBo</option>';
	var rsimmons = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Richard Simmons</option>';
	//var novel = '<option>Novel</option>';
	// var tapes = '<option>Tape Exchange</option>';
	var policies = '<option>Policies</option>';
	var tellafriend = '<option>Tell a friend!</option>';
	var extenze = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;ExtenZe</option>';
	var pagethree = '<option>Page Three</option>';
	var lesko = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Matthew Lesko</option>';
	var alzare = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Alzare</option>';
	var little = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Tony Little</option>';
	var drho = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Dr. Ho</option>';
	var misscleo = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Miss Cleo</option>';
	var blog = '<option>Blog</option>';
	var dualaction = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Dual Action</option>';
	var almightycleanse = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Almighty Cleanse</option>';
	var magicbullet = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Magic Bullet</option>';
	var dualaction2 = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Dual Action 2</option>';
	var dualaction2 = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Dual Action 2</option>';
	var extenze7th = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;ExtenZe 7th Anniv.</option>';
	var magicbullettogo = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Magic Bullet To Go</option>';

	//The drop-down menu will not appear on Home, Page 2 , and Page 3 with Netscape
	if(pagetype == 'main' && navigator.appName == "Netscape"){
	
	}else{
		document.write(start + homepage + magicbullettogo + extenze7th + magicbullet + almightycleanse + lesko + dualaction + rejuvenique + extenze + pagetwo + dualaction2 + drho + misscleo + little + tomvu + crime + nads + calpines + pagethree + alzare + aromatrim + podersexual + santogold + juiceman + loveavenue + taebo + rsimmons + blog + policies + tellafriend + end);
	}

 }

 /*
 This function is obsolete. It has been incorporated into navbarMenu().

 function navbarMenu2() {
	var start = '<form name="dd" id="dd" style="position: absolute; top:18px; left:5px"><select name="dropdown" id="dropdown" onChange="PageNavigate()"><option selected>Pick a page...';
	var homepage = '<option>Home</option>';
	var calpines = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Cal Pines</option>';
	var rejuvenique = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Rejuvenique</option>';
	var nads = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Nad\'s</option>';
	var crime = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Crime in America</option>';
	var tomvu = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Tom Vu</option>';
	var aromatrim = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;AromaTrim</option>';
	var pagetwo = '<option>Page Two</option>';
	var podersexual = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Poder Sexual</option>';
	var santogold = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Santo Gold</option>';
	var loveavenue = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Love Avenue</option>';
	var juiceman = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Juiceman</option>';
	var taebo = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;TaeBo</option>';
	var rsimmons = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Richard Simmons</option>';
	var novel = '<option>Novel</option>';
	var policies = '<option>Policies</option>';
	var tellafriend = '<option>Tell a friend!</option>';
	var extenze = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Extenze</option>';
	var pagethree = '<option>Page Three</option>';
	var end = '</select></form>';

	//var tapes = '<option>Tape Exchange</option>';

	if(navigator.appName != "Netscape"){
	document.write(start + homepage + extenze + rejuvenique + nads + crime + tomvu + calpines + pagetwo + aromatrim + podersexual + santogold + loveavenue + juiceman + taebo + pagethree + rsimmons + novel + policies + tellafriend + end);   
	}
 }
*/

 function setCookie(thename, thevalue){
	document.cookie = thename +'='+ thevalue + ";expires=Monday, 04-Apr-2010 05:00:00 GMT";
}

function setSiteCookie(){

	setCookie("visited","yes");
}

function popUp(url){
	
	switch(url){

		case ("seenon"):
			window.open('seenpopup.htm','popup', config='height=180,width=510,width=250,screenX=150,screenY=400,top=150,left=400');
			break;

		case ("home"):
			
			var ref = document.referrer.toLowerCase();

			if (ref.indexOf("extenze")!=-1)
			{
				window.open('ext_home_popup.htm','popup', config='height=250,width=250,screenX=150,screenY=300,top=150,left=300');
			}else{

				window.open('seenpopup.htm','popup', config='height=180,width=510,screenX=150,screenY=300,top=150,left=300');

			}

			break;

		/*
		case ("extenze"):
			window.open('extpopup.htm','popup', config='height=385,width=230,screenX=105,screenY=250,top=150,left=250');
			break;
		*/

		
		case ("extenze"):
			//window.open('extpopup3.htm','popup', config='height=220,width=240,screenX=105,screenY=250,top=150,left=250');
			window.open('extpopup4.htm','popup', config='height=300,width=200,screenX=105,screenY=250,top=150,left=250');
			//dropin(0, 0, 30);
			break;
		

		case ("juice"):
			window.open('juicepopup.htm','popup', config='height=205,width=480');
			break;

		case ("rejuv"):
			window.open('rejuvpopup.htm','popup', config='height=200,width=260,resizable=yes,scrollbars=yes,screenX=105,screenY=250,top=150,left=250');
			break;
		
		case ("nads"):
			window.open('nadspopup.htm','popup', config='height=205,width=480');
			break;

		case ("rsimmons"):
			//window.open('rsimmonspopup.htm','popup', config='height=175,width=500');
			//document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="http://forms.aweber.com/form/84/885274684.js"></script>');
			
			//Exercise Newsletter Hover
			//document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="http://forms.aweber.com/form/18/split_1000777618.htm"></script>');

			//RSimmons Tips Hover
			document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="http://forms.aweber.com/form/69/split_2025585669.htm"></script>');
			break;

		case ("taebo"):
			//window.open('taebopopup.htm','popup', config='height=156,width=500');
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			//Exercise Newsletter Hover
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			//TaeBo Tips Hover
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			break;

		case ("lesko"):
			//window.open('leskopopup2.htm','popup', config='height=220,width=260,screenX=105,screenY=250,top=150,left=250');
			break;

		case ("alzare"):
			//window.open('alzarepopup2.htm','popup', config='height=250,width=250,screenX=105,screenY=250,top=150,left=250');
			dropin(0, 0, 30);
			break;

		case("little"):
			//window.open('tonylittle_popup.htm','popup', config='height=335,width=260,screenX=105,screenY=250,top=150,left=250');
			//document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="http://forms.aweber.com/form/71/1829875571.js"></script>');

			//Exercise Newsletter Hover
			//document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="http://forms.aweber.com/form/31/split_3601131.htm"></script>');

			//Free Tips Hover
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		/*
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			document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="http://forms.aweber.com/form/71/1829875571.js"></script>');
			break;
		*/

		case("dolls"):
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		case("dolls_hsn"):
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			document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="http://forms.aweber.com/form/87/268750687.js"></script>');
			break;

		case("tomvu"):
			window.open('tomvu_popup.htm','popup', config='height=175,width=325,screenX=105,screenY=250,top=150,left=250');
			break;

		case("drho"):

			//var ref = document.referrer;

	
			//if(ref.indexOf("images")==-1){
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			//}else{
				//dropin(0, 0, 30);
			//}
			break;
		
		case("poker"):
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			//dropin(0, 0, 30);
			break;

		case("misscleo"):
			//Poker Ad
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			break;

		case ("dualaction"):
			window.open('dualaction_popup2.htm','popup', config='height=270,width=400,');
			break;

	}
}

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	//if the page is reached from another link on the site, there will be no popup.
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			//check for the "visited" cookie
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			//if there is no "visited" cookie, a cookie will be written 
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				setSiteCookie();
				popUp(win);
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		//if there is no cookie, one will be written and the popup window will be launched.
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			setSiteCookie();
			popUp(win);
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}

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function amazon(){
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	//document.write('<div style="background-color: #000000; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.albiondrugs.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&b=517&t=albion" title="Click to get prescriptions online"><img src="http://banners.leadingedgecash.com/banners/albiondrugs_button1.gif" width=125 height=125 border=0 style="text-align: center;"></a></div>');
	
	//Starz Behind Bars Ad
	//document.write('<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://ridemg.directtrack.com/z/17/CD114/" target="_blank"><img src="http://ridemg.directtrack.com/42/114/17" title="Mugshots of Carmen Electra, Keanu Reeves, Ozzy Ozbourne and more!" border="0"></a></div>');

	//As Seen On TV Discounts Ad
	//document.write('<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://asseenontvdiscounts.net/index.asp?did=229&aid=5612" target="_blank" title="Click to buy As Seen On TV products"><img src="asseendiscounts.gif" style="border: solid 1px black;"></a></div>');

	//Stamps.com
	//document.write('<a href="http://ridemg.directtrack.com/z/551/CD114/"><img src="http://ridemg.directtrack.com/42/114/551" alt="Postage Online" border="0"></a>');


	//BMG
	//document.write('<a href="http://ridemg.directtrack.com/z/208/CD114/"  target="_blank"><img src="http://ridemg.directtrack.com/42/114/208" alt="" border="0"></a>');

	//Ebay
	//document.write('<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.tkqlhce.com/click-1848151-10361293" target="_blank" onmouseover="window.status=\'http://www.ebay.com\';return true;" onmouseout="window.status=\' \';return true;"><img src="http://www.afcyhf.com/image-1848151-10361293" width="234" height="60" alt="" border="0"></a></div>');

	document.write('<div style="text-align: center; margin-top: 5px;"><a href="http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com" target="_blank" onmouseover="window.status=\'http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com\';return true;" onmouseout="window.status=\' \';return true;" title="Click for As-Seen-On-TV-Compare.com"><img src="asotvcompare_ad_250.gif" border="0"></a></div>');

	//document.write('<div style="border: solid 1px black; margin: 5px; padding: 3px; text-align: center;"><p style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; margin: 0;"><a href="http://www.cubicle-decorating.com">We want pictures of your decorated office cubicle.</a></p></div>');


}


//Generates the code for the text ad banner
function createAd(statusbar1, url1, head1, body1, statusbar2, url2, head2, body2){

	var code = '<table width="468" height="60" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0" border="0" bgcolor="#336699"><tr><td><table width="466" height="58" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="1" border="0" bgcolor="#ffffff"><tr><td colspan="2" width="" height=""><table width="464" height="" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" border="0"><tr><td  id="taw0" class="ch" width="229" height="41" align="left" valign="top" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw0\')" onMouseOver="ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw0\')"  onMouseOut="cs()" onClick="ga(this,event)" style="cursor: hand;"><font style="font-size:11px; font-family:verdana,arial,sans-serif;"><a class="ad" id="aw0" target="_top" href="' + url1 + '" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw0\')" onMouseOver="return ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw0\')"  onMouseOut="cs()"><b>' + head1 + '</b></a></font><br><font style="font-size:10px; font-family:verdana,arial,sans-serif; color:">' + body1 + '</font></td><td  id="taw1" class="ch" width="229" height="41" align="left" valign="top" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw1\')" onMouseOver="ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw1\')"  onMouseOut="cs()" onClick="ga(this,event)" style="cursor: hand;"><font style="font-size:11px; font-family:verdana,arial,sans-serif;"><a class="ad" id="aw1" target="_top" href="' + url2 + '" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw1\')" onMouseOver="return ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw1\')"  onMouseOut="cs()"><b>' + head2 + '</b></a></font><br><font style="font-size:10px; font-family:verdana,arial,sans-serif; color:">' + body2 + '</font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td nowrap width="360" height="11" bgcolor="#336699"></td><td nowrap width="100" height="11" align="right" bgcolor="#336699"><font style="font-size:10px; font-family:verdana,arial,sans-serif; color: #ffffff;">Advertisement&nbsp;</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table>';

	return code;
}

//Generates the code for the text ad banner
//Used to place a second banner ad on the page
function createAd2(statusbar1, url1, head1, body1, statusbar2, url2, head2, body2){

	var code = '<table width="468" height="60" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0" border="0" bgcolor="#336699"><tr><td><table width="466" height="58" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="1" border="0" bgcolor="#ffffff"><tr><td colspan="2" width="" height=""><table width="464" height="" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" border="0"><tr><td  id="taw3" class="ch" width="229" height="41" align="left" valign="top" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw3\')" onMouseOver="ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw3\')"  onMouseOut="cs()" onClick="ga(this,event)" style="cursor: hand;"><font style="font-size:11px; font-family:verdana,arial,sans-serif;"><a class="ad" id="aw3" target="_top" href="' + url1 + '" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw3\')" onMouseOver="return ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw3\')"  onMouseOut="cs()"><b>' + head1 + '</b></a></font><br><font style="font-size:10px; font-family:verdana,arial,sans-serif; color:">' + body1 + '</font></td><td  id="taw4" class="ch" width="229" height="41" align="left" valign="top" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw4\')" onMouseOver="ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw4\')"  onMouseOut="cs()" onClick="ga(this,event)" style="cursor: hand;"><font style="font-size:11px; font-family:verdana,arial,sans-serif;"><a class="ad" id="aw4" target="_top" href="' + url2 + '" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw4\')" onMouseOver="return ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw4\')"  onMouseOut="cs()"><b>' + head2 + '</b></a></font><br><font style="font-size:10px; font-family:verdana,arial,sans-serif; color:">' + body2 + '</font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td nowrap width="360" height="11" bgcolor="#336699"></td><td nowrap width="100" height="11" align="right" bgcolor="#336699"><font style="font-size:10px; font-family:verdana,arial,sans-serif; color: #ffffff;">Advertisement&nbsp;</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table>';

	return code;
}

//Create a white version of the banner ad
function createAdWhite(statusbar1, url1, head1, body1, statusbar2, url2, head2, body2){

	var code = '<table width="468" height="60" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0" border="0" bgcolor="#ffffff"><tr><td><table width="466" height="58" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="1" border="0" bgcolor="#ffffff"><tr><td colspan="2" width="" height=""><table width="464" height="" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" border="0"><tr><td  id="taw0" class="ch" width="229" height="41" align="left" valign="top" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw0\')" onMouseOver="ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw0\')"  onMouseOut="cs()" onClick="ga(this,event)" style="cursor: hand;"><font style="font-size:12px; font-family:arial;"><a class="ad" id="aw0" target="_top" href="' + url1 + '" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw0\')" onMouseOver="return ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw0\')"  onMouseOut="cs()"><b>' + head1 + '</b></a></font><br><font style="font-size:12px; font-family:arial; color:">' + body1 + '</font></td><td  id="taw1" class="ch" width="229" height="41" align="left" valign="top" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw1\')" onMouseOver="ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw1\')"  onMouseOut="cs()" onClick="ga(this,event)" style="cursor: hand;"><font style="font-size:12px; font-family:arial;"><a class="ad" id="aw1" target="_top" href="' + url2 + '" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw1\')" onMouseOver="return ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw1\')"  onMouseOut="cs()"><b>' + head2 + '</b></a></font><br><font style="font-size:12px; font-family:arial; color:">' + body2 + '</font></td></tr></table></td></tr><!--<tr><td nowrap width="360" height="11" bgcolor="#ffffff"></td><td nowrap width="100" height="11" align="right" bgcolor="#ffffff"><font style="font-size:12px; font-family:arial; color: #ffffff;">Advertisement&nbsp;</font></td></tr>--></table></td></tr></table>';

	return code;
}

//White version of the banner ad for the bottom of page
function createAdWhite2(statusbar1, url1, head1, body1, statusbar2, url2, head2, body2){

	var code = '<table width="468" height="60" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0" border="0" bgcolor="#ffffff"><tr><td><table width="466" height="58" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="1" border="0" bgcolor="#ffffff"><tr><td colspan="2" width="" height=""><table width="464" height="" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" border="0"><tr><td  id="taw3" class="ch" width="229" height="41" align="left" valign="top" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw0\')" onMouseOver="ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw3\')"  onMouseOut="cs()" onClick="ga(this,event)" style="cursor: hand;"><font style="font-size:12px; font-family:arial;"><a class="ad" id="aw3" target="_top" href="' + url1 + '" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw3\')" onMouseOver="return ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw0\')"  onMouseOut="cs()"><b>' + head1 + '</b></a></font><br><font style="font-size:12px; font-family:arial; color:">' + body1 + '</font></td><td  id="taw4" class="ch" width="229" height="41" align="left" valign="top" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw1\')" onMouseOver="ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw1\')"  onMouseOut="cs()" onClick="ga(this,event)" style="cursor: hand;"><font style="font-size:12px; font-family:arial;"><a class="ad" id="aw4" target="_top" href="' + url2 + '" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw4\')" onMouseOver="return ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw4\')"  onMouseOut="cs()"><b>' + head2 + '</b></a></font><br><font style="font-size:12px; font-family:arial; color:">' + body2 + '</font></td></tr></table></td></tr><!--<tr><td nowrap width="360" height="11" bgcolor="#ffffff"></td><td nowrap width="100" height="11" align="right" bgcolor="#ffffff"><font style="font-size:12px; font-family:arial; color: #ffffff;">Advertisement&nbsp;</font></td></tr>--></table></td></tr></table>';

	return code;
}



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function ss(w,id) {window.status = w;return true;}function cs(){window.status='';}

function ca(a){ top.location.href=document.getElementById(a).href;}

function ga(o,e) {if (document.getElementById) {a=o.id.substring(1);p = "";r = "";g = e.target;if (g) {t = g.id;f = g.parentNode;if (f) {p = f.id;h = f.parentNode;if (h)r = h.id;}} else {h = e.srcElement;f = h.parentNode;if (f)p = f.id;t = h.id;}if (t==a || p==a || r==a)return true;top.location.href=document.getElementById(a).href}}

//The "Link to us" section
function linkToUs(filename, linkname){
	//document.write('<div class="add_link"><h2 class="add_link">Spread the Laughs...</h2><p class="add_link">If you enjoy the Ridiculous Infomercial Review, then let others know about us by adding a link on your website.</p><p class="add_link">You may link to our home page by adding the following code to your HTML:</p><form class="add_link"><textarea name="home1" rows="3" cols="60" class="add_link">&nbsp;&lt;a href="http://infomercial.tvheaven.com" title="Ridiculous Infomercial Review"&gt;Ridiculous Infomercial Review&lt;/a&gt;</textarea></form><p class="add_link">Or you can link to this specific review by adding this code to your HTML:</p><form class="add_link"><textarea name="page" rows="3"  cols="60" class="add_link">&nbsp;&lt;a href="http://infomercial.tvheaven.com/' + filename + '.htm" title="' + linkname + '"&gt;' + linkname + '&lt;/a&gt;</textarea></form><p class="add_link">Thank you for your support!</p><p class="add_link">&#151;The Editors<p></div>');

	// Commented-out HTML of this can be found on the rsimmons page
	document.write('<div style="border: solid 2px red; height: 110px; background-color: #FDD017; padding: 5 5 0 5; margin-top: 3px;"><div style="float: left; padding: 0;"><a href="infomercial-links.htm"><img src="tv_animated.gif" border="0" /></a></div><div style="vertical-align: top;"><a href="infomercial-links.htm" style="text-decoration: none;"><h2 style="margin-top: 0; font-size: 12pt; font-family: Verdana; color: blue; font-style: normal; font-weight: bold;">Keep Infomercials on the Web!</h2></a><p class="related">If you enjoy the Ridiculous Infomercial Review, you can really help us out by adding a link to us on your personal page, blog, or any website you own. You can even try our free <a href="infomercial-links.htm">Super Amazing Link Machine&trade;</a> to generate the HTML code for you. (Money-back gaurantee if not completely satisfied!)</p></div></div>');
	
}

//Script for the Popunder "Add to Favorites" window
function popunder(type){

	var popunderUrl;
	var dimensions;
	var googletoolbar;

	if(navigator.appName == "Microsoft Internet Explorer"){

			switch(type){
					
				case("amazon"):
					//popunderUrl = "faves/FAVE_amazon.htm";
					//dimensions = "height=350,width=375,left=200,top=125,resizable=yes";
					
					popunderUrl = "faves/ALBION_popunder.htm";
					dimensions = "height=250,width=250,left=200,top=125,resizable=yes";
					break;

				case("asseen"):
					//popunderUrl = "faves/FAVE_asseenontv.htm";
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					popunderUrl = "faves/ALBION_popunder.htm";
					dimensions = "height=250,width=250,left=200,top=125,resizable=yes";
					break;
				
				case("extenze"):
					popunderUrl = "faves/VP_extenze.htm";
					dimensions = "height=245,width=265,resizable=yes";
					break;

				case("alzare"):
					popunderUrl = "faves/VP_alzare.htm";
					dimensions = "height=245,width=265,resizable=yes";
					break;
				
				case("vipcasino"):
					popunderUrl = "faves/VIP_casino.htm";
					dimensions = "height=400,width=500,resizable=yes";
					break;
			}
			if(popunderUrl){
				//popunder=window.open(popunderUrl,type,dimensions);
				//popunder.window.blur()
			}
		
	}

}

//Generate text for Michael Jackson jokes so they can't be detected by AdSense
function mjjokes(joke)
{
	
	switch(joke){

		case ("bsa"):
			document.write('<h2>Michael Jackson &amp; the Boy Scouts</h2><p>Q: Why did the Boy Scouts of America give Michael Jackson a case of Nicorette gum? <br />A: They want him to quit his two pack a day habit.</p>');
			break;
	}
}

//"Make That Call Now!" Ad
function bookad()
{

	//document.write('<DIV CLASS="bookad"><P CLASS="bookad"><A HREF="novel.htm"><IMG src="makecover2.gif" CLASS="l" border=0></a><STRONG>Make That Call Now!</Strong> is the novel that laughs at the tacky world of TV infomercials.</p> <p class="bookad">On late night TV, Vietnamese real estate guru Sammy Thieu lounges on his yacht, surrounds himself with bikini models, and spins tales of fast fortunes. For infomercial junkie Joe Kagan, Sammy\'s seminar is his last hope to get out of the debt from all those "amazing" products and "easy" payments. <A HREF="novel.htm">Read more...</a></p></Div>');

	//document.write('<div style=" border: solid 1px black; background: #ffffff; font-size: 8pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 3px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-top: 10px;"><p style="margin: 0; font-size: 9pt; font-weight: bold;">Learn the Secrets the Infomercial Scammers Don\'t Want You to Know!</p><p style="margin: 0;">"The Definitive Guide to Avoiding Rip-Offs and Finding Great Deals" protects you from every kind of scam by infomercials, salesmen, stores, and more. And this amazing guide shows you how to get the best deal on almost any purchase you will ever make.</p><p style="margin: 0; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.allwalkspub.com/Consumer/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" >Click Here to Stop Getting Ripped Off</a></p></div>');
}

//Drop-In Ad Code
/***********************************************
* Amazon style Drop-in content box- © Dynamic Drive DHTML code library (www.dynamicdrive.com)
* Visit DynamicDrive.com for hundreds of DHTML scripts
* This notice must stay intact for legal use
* Go to http://www.dynamicdrive.com/ for full source code
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var dropboxleft=300 //set left position of box (in px)
var dropboxtop=150 //set top position of box (in px)
var dropspeed=15 //set speed of drop animation (larger=faster)

//Specify display mode. 3 possible values are:
//1) "always"- This makes the fade-in box load each time the page is displayed
//2) "oncepersession"- This uses cookies to display the fade-in box only once per browser session
//3) integer (ie: 5)- Finally, you can specify an integer to display the box randomly via a frequency of 1/integer...
// For example, 2 would display the box about (1/2) 50% of the time the page loads.

var displaymode="always"

///Don't edit beyond here///////////

if (parseInt(displaymode)!=NaN)
var random_num=Math.floor(Math.random()*displaymode)
var ie=document.all
var dom=document.getElementById

function dropin(leftposition, topposition, speed)
{

	//If zeros are passed the default values are used
	if(leftposition != 0){
		dropboxleft = leftposition;
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	if(topposition != 0){
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	if(topposition != 0){
		dropspeed = speed;
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	if (displaymode=="oncepersession" && get_cookie("droppedinv2")=="" || displaymode=="always" || parseInt(displaymode)!=NaN && random_num==0){
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					window.addEventListener("load", initboxv2, false)
					else if (window.attachEvent)
					window.attachEvent("onload", initboxv2)
					else if (document.getElementById || document.all)
					window.onload=initboxv2
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					document.cookie="droppedinv2=yes"
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}


function initboxv2(){
if (!dom&&!ie)
return
crossboxcover=(dom)?document.getElementById("dropinboxv2cover") : document.all.dropinboxv2cover
crossbox=(dom)?document.getElementById("dropinboxv2"): document.all.dropinboxv2
scroll_top=(ie)? truebody().scrollTop : window.pageYOffset
crossbox.height=crossbox.offsetHeight
crossboxcover.style.height=parseInt(crossbox.height)+"px"
crossbox.style.top=crossbox.height*(-1)+"px"
crossboxcover.style.left=dropboxleft+"px"
crossboxcover.style.top=dropboxtop+"px"
crossboxcover.style.visibility=(dom||ie)? "visible" : "show"
dropstart=setInterval("dropinv2()",50)
}

function dropinv2(){
scroll_top=(ie)? truebody().scrollTop : window.pageYOffset
if (parseInt(crossbox.style.top)<0){
crossboxcover.style.top=scroll_top+dropboxtop+"px"
crossbox.style.top=parseInt(crossbox.style.top)+dropspeed+"px"
}
else{
clearInterval(dropstart)
crossbox.style.top=0
}
}

function dismissboxv2(){
if (window.dropstart) clearInterval(dropstart)
crossboxcover.style.visibility="hidden"
}

function truebody(){
return (document.compatMode && document.compatMode!="BackCompat")? document.documentElement : document.body
}

function get_cookie(Name) {
var search = Name + "="
var returnvalue = ""
if (document.cookie.length > 0) {
offset = document.cookie.indexOf(search)
if (offset != -1) {
offset += search.length
end = document.cookie.indexOf(";", offset)
if (end == -1)
end = document.cookie.length;
returnvalue=unescape(document.cookie.substring(offset, end))
}
}
return returnvalue;
}
//Drop-In Ad Code End

//Richard Simmons link for Video page
function SimmonsHomeLink(){
	document.write('<div class="related"><h2 class="related"><a href="rsimmons.htm" onMouseOver="a(4); return true" onMouseOut="b(); return true">Richard Simmons Infomercial Review</a>&nbsp;</h2><A HREF="rsimmons.htm" onMouseOver="a(4); return true" onMouseOut="b(); return true" title="Richard Simmons Infomercial"><img src="rsimmons_close.jpg" class="r" border="0" /></a><p class="related">A stage was built in a shopping mall, Richard Simmons showed up to prance around on it, and a crowd of thousands arrived to stare at the fey fitness expert taping his infomercial. One woman has a spontaneous emotional breakdown in Richard\'s presence.</p></div>');
}

//InstantVideoGenerator Ad
function InstantVideoAd(){

	document.write('<div style="width: 120; border: solid 1px black; background: #ffffff; font-size: 8pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 3px; margin-bottom: 5px;"><p style="margin: 0; font-size: 9pt; font-weight: bold;">Add "Infomercial" Video To Your Website</p><p style="margin: 0;">&#149; Triple Your Sales</p><p style="margin: 0;">&#149; Get Started in 4 Easy Steps</p><p style="margin: 0;">&#149; 21 Day FREE Trial</p><p style="margin: 0; text-align: center;"><a href="http://members.instantvideogenerator.com/specialinfo.asp?x=463183" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"  onMouseOver="sb(\'Add Infomercial Video To Your Website\'); return true" onMouseOut="b(); return true">Learn More</a></p></div>');
}

//Consumer Bible Ad
function ConsumerBibleAd(){

	//document.write('<div style="width: 120; border: solid 1px black; background: #ffffff; font-size: 8pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 3px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-top: 10px;"><p style="margin: 0; font-size: 9pt; font-weight: bold;">Learn the Secrets the Infomercial Scammers Don\'t Want You to Know!</p><p style="margin: 0;">"The Consumer Bible" protects you from every kind of scam by infomercials, salesmen, stores, and more. And this amazing guide shows you how to get the best deal on almost any purchase you will ever make.</p><p style="margin: 0; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0761112278/ref=nosim/ridiculousinfome" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" >Click Here to Stop Getting Ripped Off</a></p></div>');

	//document.write('<div style="width: 120; border: solid 1px black; background: #ffffff; font-size: 8pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 3px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-top: 10px;"><p style="margin: 0; font-size: 9pt; font-weight: bold;">Learn the Secrets the Infomercial Scammers Don\'t Want You to Know!</p><p style="margin: 0;">"The Definitive Guide to Avoiding Rip-Offs and Finding Great Deals" protects you from every kind of scam by infomercials, salesmen, stores, and more. And this amazing guide shows you how to get the best deal on almost any purchase you will ever make.</p><p style="margin: 0; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.allwalkspub.com/Consumer/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" >Click Here to Stop Getting Ripped Off</a></p></div>');
}

//Consumer Bible Ad
function ConsumerBibleAdPage(){

	document.write('<div style=" border: solid 1px black; background: #ffffff; font-size: 8pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; padding: 3px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px;"><p style="margin: 0; font-size: 9pt; font-weight: bold;">Learn the Secrets the Infomercial Scams Don\'t Want You to Know!</p><p style="margin: 0;">"The Consumer Bible" protects you from every kind of scam by infomercials, salesmen, stores, and more. And this amazing guide shows you how to get the best deal on almost any purchase you will ever make.</p><p style="margin: 0; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0761112278/ref=nosim/ridiculousinfome" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" >Click Here to Stop Getting Ripped Off</a></p></div>');
}

//SpotRuner Ad
function SpotRunnerAd(){

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